Do these names sound like they’d be used for a Christian “music” (and I use that word lightly) group?
Based on what I know of Christianity and Worship music, these are the names I could come up with:

Jesus Dorks
Keep Child Molestation a Secret
The Brainwashed Boys
Men of the Cloth and Baby Oil
We’re Never Making a Thought Provoking Song Ever
The Churchgoers
The Bible Humpers (not thumpers)
Gay Is Sinful
I Love God
Metal Is Evil
Christian Garbage (not to be confused with the Trip-Hop band Garbage)

Even back when I was religious I hated Worship music. Now I hate even more as an atheist (except for ApologetiX, but mainly because I think they’re kind of funny and don’t want people to take them seriously).
Believe it or not, I used to love going to Church. I never questioned God’s word and I always worshipped God every single day. Then I began questioning and I’m no longer a theist.

And I’m not bitter about it, I was just making a quick little joke and a few people got their silk thongs in a bunch.

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