Is the the bible the “Holy Bible” because the story within the pages has so many holes in it?

Added on January 19, 2012 17 comments

Is the the bible the “Holy Bible” because the story within the pages has so many holes in it?

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Answer by Try to relax…
Ahahahhaha! YES!!

[EDIT]: Oh, grow a funny bone, Christians.

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║Those who regard a freedom from the chains of either religion
║or the false moralities of sex as debauched are doing naught
║but corrupting their minds with foolishness.
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║So cast ignorance into the hells of creed and learn of the
║world with me. Knowledge has many gifts, one such being
║a better way of life.
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Written by pink_lemur13 about 4 months ago.

I could say the same for scientific theories. (Although there’s no snappy name for them).
Written by a_kurzon about 4 months ago.

Correct.

LOL
Written by Meghan W about 4 months ago.

If you’re going to crack an old joke, at least spell holey right. This is really the kind of joke that’s better said aloud.
Written by firewall about 4 months ago.

stop the persecution. read the bible and then talk.
Written by Bibigirl about 4 months ago.

No, no holes. It is the ever living word of God.
Written by Troll Dude FAIL about 4 months ago.

Does your mom cut pockets into the pages of the bible and stash her weed in it too?
Written by belle about 4 months ago.

Good one! lol
Written by Liz about 4 months ago.

Um I don’t think so.
Written by 111111111111 about 4 months ago.

Your acting now aren’t you.
Written by thezman about 4 months ago.

Wow dude….you need to stop listening to what people say ABOUT THE BIBLE and read it for yourself.

The Bible is the Word of God and to say that you can find a hole in the Bible is to say that you found a mistake that God made!!!

The Bible has never been proven wrong (that is a fact, all supposed contradiction have been resolved) and will never be proven wrong. You are simply minsinformed which is ok, just dont stay that way.
Written by Genius about 4 months ago.

What? This cannot be. The bible isn’t called the holy bible because it has holes. Even though I am not a fan of the bible, nor read it as much as religious people, the holy bible is called holy because it is said to be the history and life experience and wisdom of God, who is supposed to be our lord above all.
Written by Atheism is Clarity about 4 months ago.

Did that one guy just say that nothing in the bible has been proven incorrect?

LOL.

Dinosaurs and the age of the earth ring a bell?
Written by asuku t about 4 months ago.

Yes. It is all lies.
And Jerusalem and the middle east are holy places because they are full of holes with dead bodies and cruel racist people.
Ever seen Arab or jews inter marry with other races? Very rare.
Written by Lucifer's Angel about 4 months ago.

nice one
Written by Hail Naw! about 4 months ago.

Because the books are canonized. I think that’s the reason-it makes sense.
Written by Evan S about 4 months ago.

So holy that the truth within has stood firm and grown infectiously for more than 2000 years. Those who have put their faith others have merely festered.
Written by Mastema about 4 months ago.

I like your humor and your style. The only thing holy about the bible are the people portraying to be holy whom read it, or any other mythology for that matter. But the bible isn’t the only thing holy in this world, what about holy $ hit?

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